i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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