he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
