dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
The ass gains better be worth it
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