sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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