so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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