Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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