so explain again why im purple
no
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
