Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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