Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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