I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Sponge bath it is.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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