carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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