As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
