To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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