Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again