just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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