He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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