id be glad to
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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