Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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