how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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