Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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