well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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