five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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