Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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