The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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