But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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