You work out of a Hotel?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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