they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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