i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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