just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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