he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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