Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet