he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted