dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.