I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
the raccoons are back...
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