I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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