we're chasing vodka with high fives
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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