BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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