woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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