I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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