so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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