it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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