we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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