So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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