Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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