She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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