you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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