Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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