it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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