she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
