who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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