Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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