That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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