dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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