i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I would ride that face into the sunset
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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